Japan's Best Butt or Reuters taking the piss out of Japanese Media?

What really happened?
Did the conservative Sloggi share-holders ruin a promising beauty contest?
If they were competing for the Best Butt in Japan, then why on earth force the women to wear back-to-the-50's attire?
You can hardly see the butts, under less important circumstances, I wouldn't be bothered to complain about it, but it really pisses me off that some conservative-populists have prevented me from seeing the best butt in Japan, I find it a nuisance. So I do.





As if Sloggi didn't include strings in their collection, this photo makes it very clear.
Only I can't comprehend why they weren't allowed to wear them?
These Japanese petite female beauties would have walked the catwalk a lot less embarrassed, only if the contestants would have been allowed to wear the Sloggi strings of their own choice.
Or doesn't Sloggi know strings dignify the sensual curves of a female body?
When the point is arranging a contest about the best butt of the country, then don't go and censor them - butts.

How to Increase the number of file descriptors on your Linux Server

Today I thought to myself, if I don't publish anything geeky before X-mas, I won't get any presents from Santa, and my credibility as a geek will suffer.
There always seems to be an ulterior motive behind many things, and mine is this. I'm seeking a job, and the CTO's and such surely Google all the applicants names because there is so much bluffing and arse covering going on in the IT business, that you wouldn't believe.
Well, perhaps this article will make me look more tech savvy online like I am in real life.

If you don't know what a file descriptor is, you may find this article extremely boring. However if you are interested, I found a good definition from the web for you:
A small positive integer that the system uses instead of the file name to identify an open file.

Most Linux distros need at least some tuning out of the box. It's not cost-effective to run production servers with default settings. There are many things that can be done to optimize the current kernel, as dynamic as it is compared to the previous major release 2.4 the number of open file descriptors still matters.
Also I/O Scheduler is set to fair as default, this should be changed according to your servers role and in my opinion one should set it to pre-emptive when in doubt. Well I haven't code-read the algorithms' source code, I'm very slow in that and must do it with a book in the other hand as I am not as much of a coder as a sys admin.

While talking about schedulers, another interesting one is the Symmetric Multi Processing scheduler, this one has been already patched in the beginning of the year 2008, and handles multiple and multi-core cpus' well, as long as the application is SMP aware. Before the patching, it didn't load balance threads in an effective manner. Okay, back to the issue at hand.

If I'm wrong about any of this, or your opinion differs, comments are welcome.

I am no kernel developer, but merely a geek who's barely keeping his head above the water when it comes to kernel development. I tested to verify and double-check all this several of months ago at my previous working place.

The system wide hard limit for open file descriptors is defined by the kernel.

These can be changed on the kernel sources and recompiled, the values are found here:

/usr/src/linux-2.6.xinclude/linux/fs.h

/usr/src/linux-2.6.x

include/linux/limits.h

NR_OPEN = maximum number of open files per process
NR_FILE = total number of files that can be open in the system at any time

The below red is from the fs.h file.

/*

* It's silly to have NR_OPEN bigger than NR_FILE, but you can change

* the file limit at runtime and only root can increase the per-process

* nr_file rlimit, so it's safe to set up a ridiculously high absolute

* upper limit on files-per-process.

*

* Some programs (notably those using select()) may have to be

* recompiled to take full advantage of the new limits..

*/

/* Fixed constants first: */

#undef NR_OPEN

#define NR_OPEN (1024*1024) /* Absolute upper limit on fd num */

#define INR_OPEN 1024 /* Initial setting for nfile rlimits */

Based on the above, the max open file descriptors per process can easily be altered, and one can query the “system wide” max open file descriptors with either:

sysctl -a | grep fs.file-max

or

cat /proc/sys/fs/file-max

The default value for this on SuSE Linux kernel 2.6.25.5-1.1 is 50156.

This can be changed by writing it in the sysctl or directly to /proc.

To check if the actual limits have been reached system wide, can be done with,

cat /proc/sys/fs/file-nr

or alternatively,

sysctl –a | grep fs.file-nr

768 0 50156

Where the 1st value is: total allocated file descriptors

2nd value: total free allocated file descriptors

3rd value: maximum number of file descriptors allowed on the system

There is also something called the “ulimit” which is a user ID specific limit for number of open file descriptors and it is valid per user/group and log-in session.

This limit can be increased by editing the file /etc/security/limits.conf and it does make sense to edit it for a single process like squid.

squid hard nofile 4096

to check how many open file descriptors are used per process ID, do like this, first get the PID:

ps aux | grep squid

squid 18680 42.4 1.1 61156 11284 ? Sl Feb16 1715:55 (squid) -sYD

Then you can check the number of open files used by the PID:

lsof | grep 18680 | wc –l

32

However as the number of open files is not exactly the same thing as the number of open file descriptors like you can see below we get a different value.

ls -l /proc/18680/fd/

total 15

dr-x------ 2 root root 0 Feb 19 15:39 .

dr-xr-xr-x 3 squid nogroup 0 Feb 19 05:24 ..

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 0 -> /dev/null

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 1 -> /dev/null

l-wx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 10 -> pipe:[29382153]

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 12 -> socket:[420808351]

l-wx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 13 -> /var/cache/squid/swap.state

lr-x------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 16 -> pipe:[29382165]

l-wx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 17 -> pipe:[29382165]

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 2 -> /dev/null

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 3 -> /var/log/squid/cache.log

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 4 -> socket:[29382150]

l-wx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 5 -> /var/log/squid/access.log

l-wx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 6 -> /var/log/squid/store.log

lr-x------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 7 -> pipe:[29382152]

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 8 -> socket:[420808349]

lrwx------ 1 root root 64 Feb 19 15:39 9 -> socket:[420808350]

All comments, suggestions or corrections are welcome, remember that this applies mostly to high loaded servers, tweaking these values isn't always necessary, but it's great fun :-)

Failed Fcking Original Online Flirts - Do not try unless you want to get problems and loneliness in your life...

Yes, I now decided to share all my pathetic online flirt one-liners. Why, you don’t want to know and solitude is boring. Why, for your entertainment. Why, because it’s the way things are. Well, some may actually work, but not with my karma.

So here are the lines - if you’re still reading, note that they always comment on a photo of a beautiful woman...only about 5% return flirt rate, and even that fcking number is exaggerated. So I am no stranger to humiliation!

your eyes are like distant but promising hills, the promise is: soon I’ll climb up the hill and am able to place my eyes opposite yours :-)

can I adjust your beautiful white hair band, it looks so pure n white on your head, you can adjust my hair band then, and we do it together until we eventually fall for each others - if not hearts - at least hair :-)

are u waiting 4 a date in that photo; you look so elegant & excited, is the date me? am I late? where’s the venue? I don’t want to miss you!

hey, don’t hug that tree with such a passion and joy, you make me jealous! where can we hug? let me know a place in shanghai, and u will not miss that tree anymore!

if u don’t give me a such look like in the photo in real life soon - I’ll cut my wrists open! Sorry, that came out with little bit too passionately.

I’m also 1974, but a man, your search is over!

fantastic sammi, lets get together - I promise it’ll be more fantastic than you can ever imagine, I am everything but the typical man!

I want you home, to look at your wonderful smiling eyes, red lips and white teeth - for the rest of my life, shall we say it is a deal then :-)

u got cream on your nose, let me lick it clean - or u want my cat do it instead - actually we both love cream so we can share the job, but can u feed?

I always have had a fetish for women few years older than myself, shall we make it reality, you n me, soon!!

I’m 1 in 6 billions n traveled halfway the world to meet my better half, so I’d like you to reveal yourself, so I can see who I came for?

tell me what is behind those sweet lips n dark eyes?

that ocean (I love oceans) and you are too much for me, I’m glad I’m not there!

which one of you will be my date tonight? or this weekend?! I love you both, the way you look that is - and perhaps your heart too one day!

young ladies have hots for elder men, or don’t they, I certainly got the hots for you!

Our ages are match, and I bet a lot of else will match too, at least I’m taken by your lovely smile....

Is your father a captain of a big boat? Can I be your captain?

you’re 3 cm taller than myself, if that is not an obstacle, tell me your story

mystery girl, could you intrigue me, tell me about yourself?

I’d very much like to hold that umbrella to help you shield you from the water that rains down on you from your broken roof :-)

I got all colors and can color it well, carefully, gently, around the edges, not letting any black spots nowhere, I color your life so much that you forget about monochrome tones altogether, when shall we start?! My color palette will dry out soon, so if you want me to color your life, please let me know now Dear!

you seem to have some fun, must have been a good photographer making such a joke to bring out your beautiful natural laughter, Let’s laugh 2gether

Anna, your photos look soo beautiful, if your heart is of the same beauty, I want to win your love - I’m for real, tis’ no joke!

could u be the one for me? I’d certainly welcome you in my heart arms wide open

Melancholic, but happy in company that I yearn, a bit mad, witty, love animals and still a teenager, its like we’re made for each others? yes?

Let us love each others like a good Christian and a good Muslim we are :-)

Big Cat, be mine, and you’ll never regret it, I’d never loose you nor hurt you......kiss kiss

you really look nice, if your heart is as nice as your looks, I’m a sold man!

how about me, would I do?

Look, I searched through at least 100 profiles until I found yours, so I spent a lot of time to find you, so for that, I hope you will respond to me :-)

Don’t try these at home, your life will be ruined, and you find yourself in absurd situations in real life, and your dreams become boring. Too much internet is no good, get your date to go live in real life within 7 days, otherwise you’re in fantasy land!